Black Friday

I am going to buy some shit today. I am going to buy some neat, local stuff. I am going to buy some stuff from great, big companies that make beautiful and well-designed things. I’ll buy stuff from giant, soul-sucking corporations, too. I am going to Etsy my ass off, Amazon my brains out, and get my zen on at Zappos. I am not eating leftovers. I am consuming like a champion. I am going to have a smile for everyone I meet. Bang those UPS trucks up to the dock, baby, lift those doors and bring the dollies. Open your arms. It’s Christmas, see? Bake me some toffee and bring me a $5 coffee. You want to party with me, and I want to party with you.

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  1. well, make sure you look at the jewelry i make bucko! now that i’ve joined the ranks of the unemployed, i’ll have to get rid of amy inventory!
    miller canning jewely on facebook (contact me for prices), etsy.com, artfire.com. or hold a little party at your house, i’ll bring interesting grub and lots of jewelry for all of your peeps too ooo and aaaa over. trust me.

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