Black Friday
I am going to buy some shit today. I am going to buy some neat, local stuff. I am going to buy some stuff from great, big companies that make beautiful and well-designed things. I’ll buy stuff from giant, soul-sucking corporations, too. I am going to Etsy my ass off, Amazon my brains out, and [...]
Leftover husband skills
There was a girl I was interested in but I’d forgotten how to flirt and all I could remember how to do was offer to carry some of her old things away. She put me off and finally said OK. I lent her my leftover husband skills, put an old bathroom sink in my truck [...]
